Christmas was a success, Gianni Bini boots and Chanel perfume from dad, and a copy of "The Road To Los Angeles" by Fante from my sixteen year old sister, along with a card that read, " Merry Christmas Dumb ass, Remember....PMA!" I about cried.
Then like every year we went to my dad's boss's Christmas party where everyone got boozed up and awkward. I dragged Maria with me and we spent half the night trying to figure out if the only guy close to our age was gay or not. I guess he's not. Later I picked up my old friend Anthony Anzalone who is in town for Christmas from his family's crazy Christmas party. He was wasted on his uncle's scotch, and his ant had just asked if he was gay. Harsh. Amongst other hilarious quotes I can't remember Anthony said: "I'm like god with downs syndrome, or Leonardo DiCaprio without a dick." He also asked everyone for a list of their fears on the back of their senior picture. Merry Christmas everyone.
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